When all else fails…

Things to say in public that will get you all the elbow room you need:

“You know, I was really disappointed in the blood spatter patterns. I wanted a lot more. I think I’m going to have to try again.”

[Talking to my husband about photography for a book cover.] [That’s my story and I’m sticking to it.]

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  1. LMAO! We were at Opryland. My sister had a cast on her foot, and we were at the train station waiting for the train. It was so crowded you couldn’t breathe. But when my sister said, “Mom, I think I’m gonna be sick!” We had all the room we needed. LOL Which was a good thing, since she puked.

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